Tuesday, June 23, 2009

My Little Cousin...The Arteest!

She's up and running

Help out a starving artist!
Okay, she's not starving yet...
My favorite is the second one. Why? One, because I have met the real life person this was inspired by and it makes me giggle because she was pretty terrible and two, it is such a beautifully hideous portrait!
Bow down puny mortals and worship The Arteest! 
Buy her work!
And if you tell her that you heard of her through me, then you will firmly cement my Favorite Cousin standing for all time.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

I can't believe she is a blood relative!

On Tuesday, I made the drive to Gig Harbor to have coffee with my cousin Devon.

Isn't she gorgeous? And she is wicked talented. Seriously. Go check out her stuff!
She just came back from going to art school down South. Now that she is back in the wonderful PNW, she is determined to get her art out to the masses! Designing decals for your ride! Maybe you will be lucky enough to have her create An Original Devon! She offered to do a few things for me...I don't know where to start! I love her stuff so much I can't make up my mind! She is in the process of getting her website up and running. When she does, you better believe I will be driving you all nuts with how much you neeeeed to go and buy something!!
Being that there is a big age gap between us, we never really connected in a big way growing up. And as all of my little cousins are getting older, it is just weird for me to see them as adults now. I was her baby-sitter! It makes me feel old...But she is one awesome lady! What I had anticipated as just a short visit turned into a whole afternoon of gabbing! I was almost late in getting back to town to pick up my kids! 
Next time, maybe I'll borrow her car...because I covets it now...so purty.
It's even nicer on the inside....*sigh*

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Just a little something...

to brighten up your morning.


Monday, June 15, 2009

John Cleese Is Watching You

Friday, June 12, 2009

Friday Fail: Product Infomercial Fail!!

Oh-my-lanta! I cannot believe this...

You cannot un-see that! And the images now racing around your brain as to exactly how one would use such a tool.
I think I threw up in my mouth a little...

Are you ready to deal with the pandemic?

Thanks to my buddy Jenny, I am soo ready.
And not just "ready" but...
Uber-fashionably red-day!
Jenny has done this world a service. Designer Swine Flu masks! 
Listen up people! She's here for you! Want proof? Check out her video!
Yesterday, I was able to receive my oneofakinduberfrackinawesomecomeandtryme Swine Flu Mask.

Now try to control your jealousy. First for my hat because you know you want one, next for my hair 'cause it's purple-riffic and then for the shiny mask.
I love Gooooooold!
Want a mask? Well too bad! Can't have one! Maybe if you contact my buddy Jenny she can cut you a deal. I'm sure her rates are reasonable...
Meanwhile, I am now safe. I may have glitter all over my chest but it just makes me look that much more special!

Friday, June 5, 2009

Friday Fail: Parental Advisory

As in someone needs to advise this dumbass parent about his choice in apparel.


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Dude! You are with two little girls!! For the love of Pete!